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Old 06-10-2010, 12:47 PM
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Not offensive just wrong

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A: My dick while I'm doing it.
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Old 06-10-2010, 01:41 PM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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A guy walked into a bar.

No big surprise, he was fucking irish.
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:20 AM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
  

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How can you tell when your girlfriend is fat?



When she fits into your wife's clothes.
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:28 AM
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Smear it on your plastic face, Leave you with a sweeter taste. Super soaker on your chest, Let it drip down on your breast.
  

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A guy asks the bartender for the special, a tequila sunrise surprise, the guy ends up drinking like 15 of them, stumbles out of the bar and leaves. A few days later, the guy shows up in the bar again, the bartender says hey how about a tequila sunrise surprise. The guy says no way man, I left here, I barely made it home. I walked in and started blowing chunks, I blew chunks 5 or 6 times that night. The bartender said well you did have 15 drinks, that would make most people puke. The guy said NO you don?t understand chunks is my dog.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:19 AM
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I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
 

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Old 07-26-2010, 10:58 AM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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Most offensive joke I know:

Satan666 has stepped down as DSF forum moderator and named Boozer as his successor.
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:33 PM
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:20 PM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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Touche, sir. 15 points to Fishindor.
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:16 PM
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:41 PM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
  

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