If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Is the view count broken? They haven't moved in weeks. Cross-eyed Dominatrix still has 1 view.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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I can remember as a young child helping my dad drill out the holes on the douche bag nozzle for my mom because she said it didn't flow strong enough. I remember him holding the end onto the garden hose to test it, and me dancing around in the spray from it, making both of them laugh and laugh. I like to think I helped draw us together as a family that day. It's funny the stuff you remember as you get older.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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Today in things no one cares about...
I lost my two compasses this year with one going on like right now (but not as permanently so to speak as the first), but anyway I get an email from my husband now and they are taking my stupid Soap Opera to the Peacock pay per view network which I will not pay for.
This year is as great as 2013 when I lost my One Life to Live family for the second time after Oprah brought it back and then got sued. I need my fake second lifes, damn it. I've had Days of Our Lives in my life decades longer than I had my real family. It's all I have for that type of grounding, man.
Anyone want to adopt a stray kitten? I'm not spayed, but near old enough for it not to matter.
This really is the year of 'fuck everybody, yo.'
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I like to hide a grape under my foreskin so when my Mongoloid idiot daughter finds it she gets all weepy and looks up with her good eye and thanks me. I just tell her she's not done and to get back to work. I'm a firm father, in more ways than one.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...