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MrGoutHimself · #21 09-08-2010, 10:31 PM

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That was number 2. Number one wouldn't play dead, but she only wanted it in su culo once I broke her in.

TheSNakE · #22 09-08-2010, 10:32 PM

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Hey, I would have stuck with number one then

mr.brownfella · #23 09-08-2010, 11:46 PM

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what don't you know...?

mr.brownfella · #24 09-08-2010, 11:47 PM

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coolest mother, ever!!!

TheSNakE · #25 09-08-2010, 11:51 PM

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Plenty, I just have been working with animals most of my life, and I have been fortunate enough to work with some of the best animal people on the planet, so they taught me a lot. I went back to college at 45 and I barely got through algebra. My girlfriend's an accountant and Chinese, (They are good at math

), and if she didn't help me I probably would have failed.

MrGoutHimself · #26 09-09-2010, 12:24 AM

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She also threw shit... once a cast iron skillet fresh off the heat was flung at my head while the frijoles refritos went fucking flying everywhere. Once an iron was slung at my face (would have hit too probably if it hadn't still been plugged in). She was a fucking mestiza and had a temper like a fucking Force Recon Gunny but with less restraint. We had some crazy times though.

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Back to school at 45? That gives me hope, I think I want to finish my English degree and I'll only be 35 this year.

Magnusrex · #27 09-09-2010, 12:37 AM

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you ran over it right?

mr.brownfella · #28 09-09-2010, 01:22 AM

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WOW...man I feel bad I pass advance English, History and many other classes but the Algebra finals always did me in.

Keep it up maybe one day you'll be on cable TV

TheSNakE · #29 09-09-2010, 02:14 AM

Thanks guys, but I never finished. My last job was paying for it, and when I got fucked in the ass by my boss, I lost my tuition money. Now i am thinking there isn't anything I need to learn in school. It was the most boring miserable thing I ever did in my life. Every second of it all I could think about was what a waste of time it was for me. I only got a few good years left, I don't want to waste it on writing papers about stuff I already know or I don't need. It's like, read a book and then write all the shit down that you read. I hated it. But I do recommend it for anyone who needs to advance their career. Anyone who doesn't go to college right out of high school is making a big mistake. You can't survive in this world today without it.
And slick, I hear ya. My daughters evil mother was just like that, but I stayed for the kid. One time she threw a punch at my head and I instinctively grabbed her arm and twisted it, and then stopped immediately. Next thing you know she's yelling at me that I am violent. She was lucky i am a defensive fighter from my years of bouncing in clubs. It's always, they throw a punch, you chicken wing em, and force them out the door. So I didn't even think about it. Why am I writing a novel? lol

MrGoutHimself · #30 09-09-2010, 10:01 AM

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I'm lucky that my "college" and "certification" deficiency has been overcome by my loquaciousness and experience, otherwise I'd be an unemployed IT Support person. I don't want to finish my English degree because I think it will make me more marketable, it's mostly because I really enjoyed the academic atmosphere and engaging in lively debates about what people "read into" shit that's written (I think a lot of that is bullshit).

I'm a defensive fighter from my years of LINE training in the Marines, but after you chicken wing them in the LINE system you also break their arm, kick in their achilles tendon, and then crush their skull with the heel of your boot. Pretty much every set of movements we learned (and ingrained) ended with a boot to the skull and the opponent dead. Apparently this is why the Marines dropped LINE to teach that MMA shit they teach now, because bleeding hearts didn't want Marines killing everyone they engaged hand-to-hand because now we apparently fight wars where our enemies deserve mercy. What would Sensei Kreese say about that shit?