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Predator24 · #21 07-09-2010, 09:53 AM

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The Godfather · #22 07-09-2010, 11:28 AM

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Whoooooo are you? Who? Who? I really wanna know.

Let's upgrade: Mo tits! Less commentary.

TheSNakE · #23 07-09-2010, 12:10 PM

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School these youngsters vic. I hope I am as pathetic as hef when I am his age. Hell, I hope I make it to his age.

el_victorino · #24 07-09-2010, 12:53 PM

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Yeah, no kidding. 80+ years old and whether he's eating Viagra by the fistful or not, whether he's paying his girlfriends or not, whether his ballsack smells like camphor and mothballs or not, he's still outscoring everybody on this forum put together. Oh, and that stuff about civil rights too.

TheSNakE · #25 07-09-2010, 01:03 PM

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yeah, Hef's a great man. Imagine what most people do to themselves when they have it like him. Most people burn out after a few years, become crack heads or get arrested over and over. This guy has been going strong over 60 years and he is healthy. He's had some ups and downs, but never has he had any real fuck ups. Even his kids stay out of trouble. That's pretty rare now a days.

mr.brownfella · #26 07-09-2010, 01:24 PM

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I meet a woman this New Year, on New Year's Eve. She worked for Hef's Company. And everything el vic said she told me the same thing. The funny thing is that Some of the most important things Hef did for the country is to see that women are more than just sexual objects. They are all types of beauty. So you tell him...

#27 07-09-2010, 01:27 PM

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and then he got rich publishing pics of them naked

TheSNakE · #28 07-09-2010, 01:28 PM

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Artistic pics of them naked

el_victorino · #29 07-09-2010, 02:09 PM

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My wife's fat cow of a step-sister did an internship cooking at the mansion a couple years ago, but I couldn't wrangle an invite. Apparently the unpaid drudges in the kitchen don't carry much weight (well, figuratively at least. This chick must be 280 or more, and she's the worst kind of fat chick, the type with no boobs. It's like being raped by God twice).

TheSNakE · #30 07-09-2010, 02:18 PM

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My ex wife did a little modeling for PB but at car shows and shit like that. She's also friends with a few of the old playmates. When she was trying to get me back she told me she was invited to a party at the mansion and she wanted to bring me. She says she needs my SS number so they can do a security check on me. She was so full of shit usually that I didn't think much of it. I get a call later and she tells me that I can't go because there is some kind of problem with my license. I figured she was full of shit as usual, until she sent me pictures of her dancing at the mansion. Then I get in a accident and the cops tell me my license is suspended for not paying my insurance. It winds up that my ins agent stole my money and took off. So I missed my chance because of a fucking insurance agent.