Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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I'm guessing I knew the marriage was over when she pulled a knife on me, then got ME arrested for assault and while I was at the police station she emptied my bank account.
Had to have been when we were on vacation and she was texting the guy she likes all weekend. Then when he called she said "I miss you and ill see you Friday" I asked her if she was even going to try hiding him or if she just thought I was an idiot. She played dumb. Then I get a call from the guys sister asking why we broke up and if I knew they were going on a date. I shoulda left heer ass at the beach
My cunt of an ex-wife got all fuckin' chaste as soon as I gave her a ring. After 3 years of rock-star sex, i MIGHT have hit double digits in the fuck count the last 3+ years we were engaged/married. She threw out excuses like "I'm stressing about the wedding and not in the mood" and "I never see you and am not going to just have sex" even though she was my damn wife. I was working 60 hour weeks and going to school full time, sleeping maybe 3 hours a night bending over backwards to make her happy and try to spend time with her, found out she was fucking around when I couldn't have afforded to leave her, confronted the dude, told him about butchering a whole pig and how it felt to snap it's spine and have the spinal cord flop around in your hands and how much smaller the human spine is, gave him a 5 minute head-start on getting the fuck away from me. Lasted a couple years after that, and during an 8-month sexless stretch, we got in a fight and she said she was done. I was bummed for about 20 minutes then went out and laid pipe to a several girls that had been trying to get me for a while. After 2 days, she asks why I wouldn't think that she might have just been ragging and not meant it, fuck that shit, bitch, I'm gone. After I hadn't seen her for 14 months, we go to sign the divorce papers, me wearing this:
and she shows up 8 months pregnant. Lawyers looked at me like I was the world's biggest asshole. Good riddance bitch.
Last edited by BarryMcCockiner : 02-18-2010 at 12:06 PM.
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That's awesome Suz! No sarcasm, either. It's sad, but I think if my dad were on this site he'd tell you his relationship with my mom hasn't died yet, and won't until one of them does. Doesn't go like that anymore... I think the idea of monogamous marriage in these current times is outdated.
-SRD