07-06-2014, 06:31 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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That's approximately 287 dog years for you. Happy Birthday Bish!
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07-06-2014, 07:30 AM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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I'ld hit it.
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I'ld suck it.
07-06-2014, 09:18 AM
I iz in your head, fucking around with shit.
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Happy B Day
07-06-2014, 09:56 AM
Please don't throw your shit at me... unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana.
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Have a good one bro.
07-06-2014, 10:14 AM
07-06-2014, 02:27 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
07-07-2014, 03:38 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy Birthday dude!
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07-10-2014, 12:22 PM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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Many thanks one and all. Not exactly a landmark birthday, but went out and celebrated like only a 41-year-old can - by getting a vasectomy
Ow, my balls indeed
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You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
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07-11-2014, 09:19 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Ice bro...ice.
Happy birthday!
07-11-2014, 11:04 PM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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Frozen bags of peas worked best for my husband, also good thing about the snip the spooge tastes better.
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