Director Thrown Off Oakland Flight Over Weight

[Mr Handlebars]

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I'm one of those big boned people. I'm not talking about my fat side, I'm talking about big bones. My wrist is 21 cm. People in my family rarely if ever break bones, that's how big our bones are. Our bones are designed to carry heavy weights. Our shoulders are so broad that growing up, my father and his brothers had to have custom made suits. I tried flying once. Those seats aren't made for anyone over 250. Next time I have to travel anywhere, I'm taking the train. Seats are roomier and you can actually stand up and move around. Trains have gotten cheap. Fla to NY goes for as little as $117 round trip, not including my discounts.

On a side note, I finally got my endoscopy done and the prognosis isn't good. It looks like gastric surgery won't help with my weight, but we did find another clue as to why I don't lose weight. They verified Gastroparesis and possible intestinal paresis.

Bottom line, I'm fucked and damned to be morbid obese for the rest of my life. If my diabetes doesn't kill me, the stress on my body will put me in an early grave.

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He was able to put both armrests down. That podcast I linked he talks about the events at length. As far as first class, sw doesn't have one.

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Ohhhhhh.... i was wondering why he wasnt flying 1st class when he could obviously afford it. Didn't know SW doesnt have 1st class. I would have flown a diff airline then.

[TheSNakE]

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Long story. SW flys out of Burbank which he says is the best airport in the country and only a few minutes from his house. He usually buys 2 seats but was trying to get home early on a standby.

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Fuck, that's fucking evil, fucking shit, i'm reading some shit about viagra. About how it's a treatment but: Would that help, you think? because i'm thinking the side effects is high blood and bad heart, so why the fuck they'd call that a solution is bullshit to me.

I hear you, i'm on bahamas air, or american eagle and i'm sitting in their seats, and i'm not actually fat on the sides, my fucking pelvis is shoving against the sides, my arms are almost in other people's chest, it's fucking ridiculous.

my mom's fat, not obese fat, but kevin smith fat, if they'd thrown her off, i'd have cluster fuck them for sure. but kev is the man because he's big belly man, like me,and that's awesome, we big belly fuckers gotta stick together.

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Dude, I've seen your pics. If you ever went Muslim, and changed your name to Khalid Shankapotamus or whatever, you'd shut down every airport on the eastern seaboard.

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i would, i would, but to think if i was on that plane with my shoulders in other peoples bodies, they'd kick me the fuck off, i could barely afford one plane ticket, but two, thank God i can't afford to go to japan yet, imagine twenty plus hours sitting next to a guy like me, that would fuck up some one's trip.

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I'd gladly get fucked up w/you, Ex. We could tear Tokyo up. Well, you could after i pass out.

[MillyMc]

im glad im not the only dork to listen to the whole podcast.

and he was also lied to but knuckleheads that dont usually have to be held accountable for their actions.

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japan likes fat people, most of their deities are fat, and supposedly they consider fat to be prosperous and good luck And from what i've heard sake is to die for. Warm sake is undoubtedly the best drunk one can endure, and not only that, i'm sure Japanese folks wouldn't bump of one of their distinguished sumo wrestlers, those fuckers are considered icons. Mutha fuckas would give up their plane seats for the sumo over there.

So love of all things fat, lots of fucking food and nice warm sake, pots and pots of it, equals nirvana, i'm turning japanese for once and it doesn't involve jacking off.

i think the snow is better for fat people too, since, the donner camp lost tons of weight in the cold due to their bodies burning more fuel to sustain them during activities. so yeah, i wish i was some where cold so i could do regular shit and lose weight