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Old 02-07-2009, 04:21 AM
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My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
 
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3 months before that plus 1 year!
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Old 02-08-2009, 12:47 PM
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Such gusto! It really sounds like you're proud of this, I'd say throw a fuck or a motherfuck in that sentence so we know you're not bragging about your celibacy (unless it's by choice, in which case you get both a congrats & a WTF, haha)

Been about two or three days for me, but with all you guys who are married are sure making me rethink my pending nuptials
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Old 02-08-2009, 02:54 PM
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Since early November here. Single life sucks and I'm not too into drunken sex, unfortunatly I have to get a girl drunk to have sex with me. That's how it seems at least.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:15 PM
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Trust me my friend, she will be begging for it as the due date approaches. I guess that chick magazines say that intercourse can help move the little guy along.

Only thing is, a fat, smelly, unshaven chick, with your kid kicking around isn't exactly as sexy as it sounds...


PS- I got some on Saturday!
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:10 PM
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Pregnant wife gets what she wants.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:31 PM
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too fucking long.
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:40 PM
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A very, very, very, very, very long time.... So long I think my hymen has reattached.... Im technically a virgin again...lol
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Old 02-09-2009, 11:44 PM
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you could always pay for it. there are plenty of guys out there who are willing to fuck for money.
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:12 AM
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I just had some. With myself.
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Old 02-10-2009, 12:25 AM
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Im not paying anyone to fuck me...
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