View Poll Results: Do you think there is a Jessica Simpson sex tape?
Yes
57
27.01%
No
47
22.27%
Who cares, it is a sex tape, let me at it
103
48.82%
I am gay and do not care
4
1.90%
07-25-2008, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by badmedicine09
I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you.
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07-25-2008, 10:13 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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It's funny how all these tapes 'fall' into the wrong hands and always when their career is taking a nosedive.
08-03-2008, 12:13 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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excellent point booze....i guess we can stop wishing until something looks a little more promising. i feel so played
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08-03-2008, 08:08 PM
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Here's some food for thought for everyone. There probably is a sex tape of Nick and Jessica floating around somewhere or locked away somewhere.
Remember, they did a reality show together as newlyweds. Lots of professional equipment just lying around the house. The crew can't be there 24/7. Children must play. The temptation is too great. All that high quality equipment.
I have also heard for the longest time the story about her inability to master the art of oral gratification. Many different stories have come out with one of them being that she was afraid that they would ruin her vocal cords. I don't know if the stories about her BJs are true, but football quarterbacks know alot about getting hummers. If she couldn't open her mouth before and say "Aah!!", he taught her to by now. We just got to figure out if she spits or swallows.
AS far as getting the girl naked, I think she bathes with her clothes on. The best I have ever done is verifiable 3 different see-thru outfits, 1 nip slip and 3 different aeroles slip. Oh, and 1 crotch shot of her white panties from the front in a pair of very short short. The girl needs to live in a monastery.
08-05-2008, 08:33 AM
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I'm building a dungeon in the bottom of my house right now.. she will be my sex slave from now on.
07-29-2009, 07:14 PM
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How did this get bumped into new posts?
You know...before I bumped it.
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07-30-2009, 05:13 PM
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It didn't. There is something wrong with poll threads and newer posts.
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07-30-2009, 09:06 PM
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LucasAmy changed a setting so every time someone votes, a poll gets bumped.
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07-30-2009, 09:49 PM
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damn it. thought this was DSF breaking news. id trade a j simpson sex tape for all future celeb sex tapes.
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01-16-2010, 08:30 PM
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