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06-26-2008, 10:12 AM
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Yeah...take some of the pics (with dsf signs) and upload them to your phone.
That way you can show her examples of what you need and you can say shit like "Aw c'mon all these girls were good sports about it" if she starts to protest. That'll make her feel like a prude  
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06-26-2008, 10:12 AM
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We used to have competitions to see who could get the worst rejection. I managed to get a drink tossed in my face a few times. Slapped a handful of times, and once even got in a fight with a chick's brother.
Good times, good times.
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06-26-2008, 10:34 AM
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The best line I've ever heard:
"I talked to our aunt last night, and it turns out we're not actually blood-relatives, in case, you know, you uh wanted to do it or something." :/
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06-26-2008, 12:49 PM
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06-26-2008, 06:14 PM
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I'm not one to use pickup lines, but I've always wanted to use a couple ballsy pickup lines just for shits and giggles only.
1) Baby, I'd commit sepukku for you 2) Want to go to my place and talk about the kingdom of heaven? 3) Do your feet hurt? Because I need to know whether or not I can outrun you after I drop this next pickup line on you
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07-12-2008, 11:06 PM
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do you know how much a polar bear weighs? .... enough to break the ice... Hi Im (insert name here)
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07-13-2008, 12:23 AM
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 That's FUNNY! I'm using that!
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07-13-2008, 05:22 AM
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When I used to just go to bars on the prowl, I would just get as drunk as possible (liquid courage!) and spit out whatever. Something along the lines of "Nice shoes. Wanna bang?" I think women have it a lot easier when it comes to making the first move. A guy who approaches a girl is way more likely to get shut down then a girl who approaches a guy. Boys want to touch our vaginas so bad that they pretty much works as a hypnotic device over them.
Nowadays, I'm more into learning someone's name before I sleep with them, so things have transitioned into being extremely anxious and socially awkward and nervous as hell. therefore, pick lines are delivered in the form of stuttering/pausing/general oddness. Thankfully, I think the schtick (spelling?) comes off as cute. As far as being on the receiving end of the attempted pick up, I actually kind of like it myself when the guy that comes up is kind of nervous and as bumbling as I am. As I have said before on this forum, guys like that will always treat you nicer and fuck you better then some generic "hottie" who thinks he has game, is used to having his way with girls all the time and doesn't try anymore.
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07-13-2008, 05:52 AM
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07-13-2008, 05:53 AM
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Very clever. Clever is good.
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