I work by the Venice boardwalk, where all the kooks juggle chainsaws, rant about conspiracies, muscle beach, and hang out with boa constrictors on their shoulders. But there is the one dude, he's like 5"5', ripped, and dark skinned. can't figure out if he is south east asian or south american indian. Anyway, he wears high-top sneakers, a silver banana hammock, and hip pack/bum bag. That's it. All he does is juggle steal balls and balance on a chair and shit every day. he's pretty average for Venice beach but I went to the bank to deposit some checks and homeboy was in there doing some serious banking and applying for a home loan. wtf is up with that?
Also, I was in the emergency room in NY with a head injury (re:drunk) and it was big open room. I was the only patient in there when the ambulance pulls up and EMT's pour out of the back with this woman on a stretcher. Instead of picking one of the 20 empty beds on the other side of the ER they put her in the bed right next to me. They work on her, get her stable, feed me some meds and walk away when they think she's in the clear.
An hour later, she shoots up out of bed. vomits everywhere. And i mean like exorcist vomiting. the amount of shit that came out of her mouth still wakes me up at night. it's all over her. hitting the floor. she's ripping the IV's and tubes out of her and then all of sudden she collapses. dead.
they couldnt put that chick on the other side of the room? I don't care if you change the sheets/bed or how much bleach you pour on dying chick vomit, it still smells awful. And I had to sit there all night. not sweet.
I don't know if that's strange but it was pretty fucked up.
I saw a good old fashion wife beat down in college. This old boy drug his wife out of an apartment by her fucking hair and wupped the shit out of her. She was hollering and kicking at him and he was going to town. Evidently the people around them had heard the fight start in the apartment and had already called the police because by the time I got across the parking lot to stop him the cops had already pulled up and pepper sprayed his ass.
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