I hate people who go out to bars just to look for a fight.
I hate people who can't pay attention to the FUCKING RULES OF THE ROAD!!!
and I hate women who try to put on make-up while driving.
and I hate people who don't hang up the fucking cell phone while they drive!
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
Join Date: May 2007
Location: San Francisco, CA
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People who drive way under the speed limit, especially on one lane roads (yeah, I'm talking to you, grandma).
People who hang out in crowds (like at a bar, party, etc.), squeeze out a nasty smelling fart very quietly and walk away... seconds later when the stink hits everyone looks around like "what the fuck?"
People who will always jump in to smoke your (or anyone else's) weed when it's going around, but never ever offer up any of their own (this is especially common up here in Humboldt).
People hitchhiking with their two best friends, all of their huge backpacks, their dog and a guitar, and all of whom look like they haven't taken a shower in weeks, and then give me angry gestures when I don't pick them up, even though I'm only driving a mile up the highway (also common in Humboldt).
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