That almost scared me away from posting for fear of ridicule but then I realized I don't give a fuck.
I've done tons of shit that was stupid. But there is a thin line between fun and stupid. Lifes boring always being safe and smart.
...and don't get the internet police to backtrace me...that's some serious shit.
I was a graffiti writer...so there are tons of stories in that, was arrested once, but one time I climbed to the middle of a bridge along a steel girder during a lightning storm.
I went over a diversion dam on a river in a cheap walmart raft and had to be rescued by the fire department.
I robbed a house. Among stealing a lot of other things.
To celebrate my birthday one year I robbed some guy walking down the street and called his mom from his phone to explain why her son was lying in the street. - Still feel bad for that.
Shattered my wrist skateboarding in the rain and broke my jaw riding my bike when I knew the chain was fuckin up.
I blacked out from drinking, walked into my room where my girlfriend was sleeping, stood over her and pissed a nights worth of alcohol all over her. Supposedly then she threatened me with a butcher knife.
Maced a hippy with spraypaint and kicked his friend in the head.
Got a slutty college cheerleader pregnant and then was pissed when she had an abortion. Feels good not havin a kid now.
Do I win? What's my prize assholes.