Nothing says "METAL!!!!" (which is what I assume he's going for...) like velcro shoes and a Diet Coke...he looks like a Hot Topic threw up all over him...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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World's oldest emo kid and pathetic for drinking Diet Coke.
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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I saw a SLAYER sticker on the gayest little tiny foreign car ever. Uglier and smaller than a prius but I couldn't get a good enough look to see the name. It was a toyota.......
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
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Don't worry, if she's carrying then the only thing she can do is throw a pack of razor blades at the ground. That will stop him dead in his tracks; he picks a blade and starts cutting his wrists. Problem taken care of by itself.
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