If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Bro thank goodness you're still ticking.
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DON'T even think about reading this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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That is impossible on an airplane, especially when the pilot comes on and says "America is awesome, take your masks off right now" and everyone around you follows his instruction like a bunch of gd lemmings.
edit: I did wear my mask, especially when the rest of the mouth breathers took theirs off.
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fucking hell
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I saw an article where Gieco paid a woman over 5 million because she caught HPV fucking some guy is his car that was insured through Gieco. Shit this will open up so many new lawsuits