And this one just put a smile on my face!
The following is her ad on craigslist...
HEY DADDY...
MY NAME IS MISS.KREAM AND I AM THE SEXIEST LITTLE LADY IN THE BIZ. THATS RIGHT BABY, I AM ONLY 3'9"(PERFECT HEIGHT) AND 95/LBS. I HAVE THE SKILLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO WILD AND HAVE YOU COMING BACK FOR MORE! YOUR TIME WITH ME IS UNRUSHED AND VERY VALUABLE. SO GIVE ME A CALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
MISS.KREAM
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