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worst part about being a tall fat fucker in a plane is that they put you in the smallest seats and you can't even reach the belt buckle--- every time I move i hit the person next to me in the face or chest. So I nicely tuck the belt under my belly fat and pretend it's locked, stupid fucking stewardess even brought me a belt extension once; dumb cunt.
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8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
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I had the shit down to a science (hidden by my stomach fat) but no, the dumb inquisitive fucking powdered face wet lint had to investigate, bringing attention where it wasn't wanted. Now everybody continually watches the fat fucker wheezing from the tight fit. Ignorant cunt.
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Marshalls or Ross always carry 5X, they even have big and tall pants ( I wear a 44-46 in waist and 34 in length). They even carry 17.5 shoes too, but don't let the shoe size fool you, my dick is only five inches, though at age eleven it was 6.5 which means on account of the lard in my ass and the crude oil in my gut, the blood can't reach my dick, ho hum.
Granted, I can't figure out what that is 2/3 of the time....but still, it's appreciated. You're like a more bizarre Mr. H with less opinion.
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Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
So you are a fat cunt Expletive and you don't lock your belt on the plane, but when the stewardess tries to harness your blubber to the seat (which contrary to your belief don't come in a variety of sizes, just human size) she becomes the ignorant cunt?
Next time take the train and just hire a whole carriage and you can bounce about like flubber to your hearts content.