12-31-2009, 02:16 AM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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A half-Jewish, half-black kid asks his mum, "Am I Jewish or am I black?"
"You're just my son" relpies his mother, "but why do you ask?"
"Well," says the boy, "my friend is selling his bike for ?50 and I don't know whether to be a good Jewish boy and haggle or just stab the cracker cunt and nick it!"
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12-31-2009, 02:17 AM
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Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
YOU CAN'T JELLY YOUR DICK IN A GIRLS ASS.
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12-31-2009, 02:18 AM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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Why do chemists put cotton buds in the tops of their drugs bottles?
To remind Blacks they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers
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12-31-2009, 08:00 AM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Sorry Dangle...I beat you to this one (see post #122).
12-31-2009, 02:04 PM
paris gave me herpes
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o man I love this site
12-31-2009, 02:08 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Thanks for the insight.
Now,
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12-31-2009, 02:09 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Post tits or someone will jelly his dick in your ass.
Edit: great minds and all that eh pobsy?
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12-31-2009, 04:21 PM
Cluster-Bomb this MothaFucka!
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Why should Pete Townshend make like Cat Stevens and become a Muslim.
Then no one would give a fuck about his pedo pics since the prophet Mohammad's wife A'isha was nine years old.
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12-31-2009, 04:24 PM
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What's the difference between an atheist and a zealot
atheist commits suicide and zealots are martyrs.
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12-31-2009, 04:28 PM
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why is faggotry better than dykedom?
at least faggots have a hole where as dykes need fake dicks.
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