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DSF is definitely turning my evening around. I am alone...BC is still working, MiniBC is out with a friend...yes a 6 yr old went out on a school night with a friend. But, it's an adult friend and they went to Le Grande Cirque because she had free tickets and he's wanted to see it bad. I just never thought to go.
Alien mother would mean you were half alien at least. Trust me, I am not sure being half alien is all that fun.
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Of course Mom knows about here...she does not know about my boobs though. She knows there's porn here....given she's been single and not a dater since she split with my Dad damn near 30 years ago, I am shocked she's not asked for some. She knows there's music here. Snagged some for her. She knows there are programs here. And she knows that despite some fucked up shit on here that y'all made me freakin cry with how supportive everyone has been. And because I am her baby (the favorite according to my sister) and you guys treat us great, she likes you all without having experienced the family that is DSF. And too she raised me, so she KNOWS I am crazy. I am her kid after all!
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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That's great......and I'd like to reassure that poor, misguided young man that he can have both - and sex is far, far superior to the doldrums of engineering.
What's even better is having sex with a female engineer and turning our dorky language into dirty sex.....like, "I want to drive my pile into your substratrum until refusal and make you squirt like an artesian well". It's fucking great, it's the only time I like engineering.
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we bless you in the name of the DSF."