07-18-2012, 08:31 AM
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The only wish that doesn't get fucked, is Max's
wish to maintain an erection longer. The wish came true, but there was no fuck to be had.
I wish that I really was a cat.
07-18-2012, 06:31 PM
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Voila! You're a cat. But now you get your ass beat every time you puke up a hairball on the carpet.
I wish somebody would make Episode 7.
07-18-2012, 06:43 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Granted. It stars the Miami Heat (making their cinematic debut) and they fucked up the story too. Alot.
i wish the meter maid who gave me a ticket this morning a painful death
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09-07-2012, 08:18 AM
If it wasn't for Red Cross donations, this vampire would die!
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Wish granted. She has her legs torn off by a horde of Zombies. She of course becomes a zombie herself which you find out as she crawls up to you hand bites you in the nutsack.
I wish I had the ability to survive finacially after telling me bosses to go fuck themselves.
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09-07-2012, 08:45 AM
Please don't throw your shit at me... unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana.
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Wish granted. You have enough money to survive in style, you order everything you have ever wanted for yourself online. However before the stuff arrives you are not able to survive the tornado that beelines for your house and throws you down impaling you on some sharp pole thing.
I wish I had free weed for life. Shit is expensive.
09-07-2012, 09:49 AM
If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of my kitchen!
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Granted, all the free "around the town brown" you can smoke...
I wish my fucking insurance check would arrive...
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I liked you more as a frosted donut.
09-07-2012, 09:57 AM
Smear it on your plastic face, Leave you with a sweeter taste. Super soaker on your chest, Let it drip down on your breast.
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Your check arrives, along with the fraud investigators.
I wish it was time to go home.
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09-07-2012, 10:18 AM
If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of my kitchen!
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It's time to go home...To that refrigerator box under the highway overpass...
I wish I was on vacation already...
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09-07-2012, 06:52 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Your on a stay-cation. Welcome to New Jersey.
I wish the 9ers would win the super bowl again...
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09-11-2012, 10:25 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I wish the 9ers would win the super bowl again...
but you're super glued to the toilet bowl & don't get to see it
I wish I had a Klondike bar
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