It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Playboy got to the point with their Photoshop or what ever editing software they use there wasn't any real skin left in the pics. Canceled my subscription a few years back.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I finally past 3000 posts. It only took 8+ years. Now I'm officially a posting slut. *Not a whore because only whores charge.
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I had a dream I woke up and I was in my childhood room. In my dream I was freaked out because I thought I had dreamed my whole adult life freaky as all hell. The benefits of going to bed stoned
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Thank you. I could use a bevy of hookers. No herbal viagra and $10K a night needed.
*sigh* 2000 more posts.
What is my current user message? Is it "Is the Center for Sex Offender Management hiring?"
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Try watching the second half of Gremlins 2 while high on acid. I'll bet it's even more hellish.
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Acid is the one drug I never did or will never do. Some kids in my home town got some bad acid and fried their brains. One was a former Miss Massachusetts and the other valedictorian of his class and a couple others who were just average students. They would walk around town like zombies after it happened. I figure with my luck it would surly happen to me. I stick to weed now. I was a huge fan of coke for a while in the 80's doing about 4 grams a night for 6 months straight.
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I had my Lamar Odom RIP already typed out and saved in notebook so I could be the first to post in the RIP thread. What a waste of my time. I am happy that he is gonna live because Khloe Kardashian from that fucking gypsy family would have got what ever money he had left