If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her Wet Used Tampon
Florida woman was arrested last night after she pelted a cop with a wet used tampon, which a police report characterized as a “deadly weapon.”
According to cops, Tecora Fields, 28, was involved in a brawl Monday night in St. Petersburg, where Fields resides. As Officer Andre Sousa investigated the fight, Fields told the St. Petersburg cop to “suck her pussy,” adding that, “I’ll hit you with my tampon you bitch!” The tampon, Fields noted, was destined for the patrolman’s mouth. After issuing those threats, Fields “was then seen with both her hands in her genital area, with her pants open.” She was then observed “throwing a wet white paper object” at Sousa. The tampon struck the officer's left shoulder. After flinging the tampon, Fields sought to flee into a nearby residence, but she was “apprehended following a successful taser deployment.” Pictured above, Fields was charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony. The crime was carried out, a criminal complaint notes, “by use of a deadly weapon, to-wit: a used tampon.”
Bitch, life be brutal. Throw a tampon, get tased.
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Well it's fortunate he didn't get hit in the face but still should've beaten her skank ass.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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Then I bet she's sitting in the holding cell for hours wishing she still had her tampon in. Man I'd hate to be the drunk lady that had to sit on the bench after her.
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