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McHookerino · #**2051** 06-01-2009, 11:40 AM

Count me in then

SirLongFoot · #**2052** 06-01-2009, 12:35 PM

Dear Amy,

When I go out for a jog, my junk shrinks up as if I just jumped into a cold swimming pool. Why is that? Does my junk know its better for it to be tucked up and out of the way while I run, instead of swinging to and fro chaffing against my thighs?

Concerned,

-SLF

amylikewhoa · #**2053** 06-01-2009, 01:02 PM

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Yeah its probably some precautionary tactic. Which is awesome bc boobs will sag if they're not supported by some sort of outside force like a sports bra.

Congrats, your manly parts are further evoloved then mine

thermos · #**2054** 06-01-2009, 01:14 PM

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he doesn't jog, don't listen to him. this is the same bloke that wears a robe around when he makes bacon vodka. he just wanted to talk about his nuts.

but actually - I hope he's being truthful because if so, I'll make him jog before we tagteam your holes.... because then his nutsack won't touch mine? so to bring this full circle:

amy - will you still fuck SLF and I in T+30 years if one of us is slightly perspiring from a light jog around the retirement community?

SirLongFoot · #**2055** 06-01-2009, 01:20 PM

Faggot, "light perspiration" is the least of your worries....

thermos · #**2056** 06-01-2009, 01:27 PM

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hahahahahahaha.....touche.

but I was asking the lady, we mustn't assume she's okay with your jog-induced man scent....just because I'm worried about our frictional ballsack forces.

For example, I totally dig sweat generated whilst fucking.....but I don't want to lick the sweat off a vagina after running a marathon. see the difference?

Amy,

if I demand that SLF must snowball my load with you, will you make him do it as punishment?

amylikewhoa · #**2057** 06-01-2009, 01:40 PM

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We can just shower together so it won't be an issue

amylikewhoa · #**2058** 06-01-2009, 01:48 PM

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I totally will

SirLongFoot · #**2059** 06-01-2009, 01:51 PM

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Partake in the 3 way, or demand I snowball thermos' load?!

thermos · #**2060** 06-01-2009, 01:57 PM

Amy, would you rather pick @ Mr. H's clogged pores until all the extracted gunk (stored in a mason jar) resembles a golfball-sized quantity and then delicately spread it on a whole wheat ritz cracker and eat it (beverage of your choice to wash it down)

-or-

have to stomp on a bunch of cute little furry animals to death in front of a statue of mother mary....all whilst a harem of liberal democrats* blowbang sarah palin on your grandma's bed in the same room.

*oh and the liberal democrats are wearing cheap sunglasses and just legislated against wearing makeup before coming to your house.

and if you don't pick one....well, fuck, SLF and I won't fuck your granny ass.