We have 3 of these fuckers lurking here. If they're not destroying my prized possessions, they're trying to kill me on the stairs, or by blowin up the litter box.
Cat shit is more foul than a 3-day tequila bender hangover dump.
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Originally Posted by amylikewhoa
I'm being coy of course, I wanna be double teamed twice ; )
My father used to say that dogs have masters and cats have staff. I didn't think he was right until we had a cat in the house.
Dogs made the move.
Cat didn't.
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything except bringing a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
My crazy little ninja cat opened 36 applications on my computer while I was at work the other day. 3fuckin6! It had also changed my desktop and put a few files on my desktop into RAR archives. My girlfriend doesn't even know how to do that shit, and the cat is doing it.