03-01-2010, 11:53 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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just be concerned if your erection lasts more than 4 hours
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
03-01-2010, 11:56 PM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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But hey, look what viagra did for Hugh Hefner! Just think, without it, he'd never get hot chicks!
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Cause I'll fuck your mom.
03-02-2010, 12:00 AM
That's MR. MillyMc to you!
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thats only if youre well-hung.........
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03-02-2010, 03:00 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
03-02-2010, 03:54 AM
I haz a temp avy that seems to be pretty permanent!
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03-02-2010, 04:11 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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always good pics rocker
03-02-2010, 04:12 AM
Virginty is overrated, so give me yours.
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It's easier to talk to pred. He already has some he can sell you.
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03-02-2010, 05:33 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.
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Secret (like the deodorant)---Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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The moment I saw her yawn, I knew she was the one for me .
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03-02-2010, 07:22 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Then I can make several mildly clever mostly unfunny puns like:
The doctor is in
or
Lets play doctor
or
open up and say ahhhh, the doctor would like to check your throat
bammm!!!
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03-02-2010, 09:45 AM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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El martillo de carne.
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