08-13-2009, 11:38 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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Dutch Oven.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
08-13-2009, 11:44 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Corn muffin.
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.
08-13-2009, 11:47 PM
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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chicken lube
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08-14-2009, 12:24 AM
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Fuck your damned potty mouth! This stupid excuse for a thread should be deleted bcuz without tits it's fucking worthless.
....so how was that?
08-14-2009, 01:13 AM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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twatfull
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Microsoft says life with out walls, but if there are no walls we'd have no windows...
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At work my fav is "There is no i in team.... but there is a u in cunt......"
08-14-2009, 05:01 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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The toilet bowl in my half bath.
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
08-14-2009, 06:27 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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something dirty....
okay
diseased vaginal secretions
or
inflamed puss filled baboon testicle
08-14-2009, 11:07 AM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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Thread fucking saved!
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SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
08-14-2009, 11:10 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I win hands down with "Shitzu".
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
08-14-2009, 11:19 AM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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2 girls 1 cup
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
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