07-28-2008, 11:22 PM
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I am Jack's wasted life.
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It's a YP, not an MP....
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Not again you fucking assholes....
PMs, no emails.
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07-28-2008, 11:26 PM
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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless
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Couldn't agree with you more Jizzay! Mariyln was amazing, but I love looking at old Mansfield pics.
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07-28-2008, 11:28 PM
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jesus got drunk and molested me
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Well Yeah. Marilyn was great but I just like the overall voluptuousness of Jayne
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Goddamn I love fags...
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07-29-2008, 12:01 AM
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I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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nah, just i won't have to talk to her
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07-29-2008, 12:03 AM
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So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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Not to get the thread back on track or anything, but....
1) Have dinner - my granddad
2) Smoke weed - nobody
3) Watch a porno - Ron Jeremy
4) Play golf - That kid from The Greatest Game Ever Played
5) Sleep with - Anne Hathaway
6) Go to a ball game - Babe Ruth
7) Kick them in the crotch - Kid Rock
8) Box/fistfight - George Foreman
9) Kill - Pamela Anderson
10) Switch lives - again, Ron Jeremy
11) Erase - again, Pamela Anderson
12) Wiretap/spy on - George Bush
13) Play Guitar Hero - Eddie Vanhalen
14) Drink with - W.C. Fields
15) Skydive with - D.B. Cooper
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RIP Joe
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07-29-2008, 12:10 AM
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Amylike WHOA! That's what he said
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1) Have dinner - bill clinton
2) Smoke weed - if i had to, lil wayne
3) Watch a porno - ummm idk
4) Play golf - my friend john
5) Sleep with - marilyn monroe
6) Go to a ball game - ummm idk
7) Kick them in the crotch - brad pitt
8) Box/fistfight - ummm idk
9) Kill - angelina jolie
10) Switch lives - nicole ritchie
11) Erase - angelina jolie
12) Wiretap/spy on - idkkk
13) Play Guitar Hero - idkkkk
14) Drink with - amy winehouse
15) Skydive with -noone
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07-29-2008, 12:12 AM
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Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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1) Have dinner with karen carpenter
2) Smoke weed with jesus
5) Sleep with Aaliyah
7) Kick George W. in the crotch
8) Box/fistfight mahatma ghandi
9) Kill justin timberlake or really any metrosexual idol
10) Switch lives with abraham lincoln. Ballsy guy
11) Erase paris hilton
13) Play Guitar Hero with John Lennon
14) Drink with Ernest Hemingway
I couldn't think of the other questions honestly.
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07-29-2008, 12:23 AM
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Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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1) Have dinner with Jamie Oliver so I can stab the cunt in the throat
2) Smoke weed with Monica Lewinsky, so I could use her velvet ashtray
3) Watch a porno with Jenna Jameson, they show her how to do it properly
4) Play golf with Jack Newton, and laugh at his "handicap"
5) Sleep with any chick here on DSF (Except Mrs BC, cause I dont want BCs monkey on my back)
7) Kick them in the crotch - Any bitch who has "Spice" as a last name
8) Box/fistfight - Rocky / Stallone (i'd aim for the colostomy bag)
10) Switch lives with John Holmes, so he can see what its like to have a big cock
12) Wiretap/spy on GW Bush
13) Play Guitar Hero - WTF? I am a guitar hero!
14) Drink with - Bon Scott
15) Skydive with - Stevie Wonder, just to see the look on his guide dog's face
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07-29-2008, 02:59 AM
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you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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1) Have dinner = Charles Darwin
2) Smoke weed = Bob Marley
3) Watch a porno = Jim Morrison
4) Play golf = um, no clue, don't like golf. how about, uh... Bob Barker
5) Sleep with = Jack Kerouac
6) Go to a ball game = either of my grandfathers
7) Kick them in the crotch = Fran Drescher. Ugh, that voice!
8) Box/fistfight = Paris Hilton. Just one good punch to the nose is all that's needed.
9) Kill = ?
10) Switch lives = J. Michael Fay or David Quammen, hard to say
11) Erase = Hitler
12) Wiretap/spy on = Cheney
13) Play Guitar Hero = Jimi Hendrix
14) Drink with = Hunter S. Thompson. I'd fucking love it.
15) Skydive with = Jesus. Hey, when you're skydiving with Jesus, do you really have to worry about anything?
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07-29-2008, 03:58 AM
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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1) Have dinner Mario Batali.
2) Smoke weed My dad
3) Watch a porno Angelina Jolie
4) Play golf the Caddy Shack crew
5) Sleep with Sofia Loren 30 years ago
6) Go to a ball game
7) Kick them in the crotch too long a list
8) Box/fistfight ditto 7
9) Kill any child molester or serial shitbag
10) Switch lives John Elway
11) Erase Hitler
12) Wiretap/spy on Karl ROve
13) Play Guitar Hero no one
14) Drink with my old crew
15) Skydive with the craziest fastest fucker i can find. If you're gonna do it don't float around like it's some peaceful ride, do that halo stuff
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