I was going down on a girl in a bathroom stall who had crusty old blood stains on her panties, and that was enough to make me gag, nevermind how strongly she smelt. Though maybe I should take it as a compliment because I know when I'm really horny my snatch starts to spread some serious (sweet) smelling fumes. I test mine out almost everyday just to make sure it's in tip top shape.
One time I decided to suck my ex-boyfriend's cock right after he came from the washroom - BAD IDEA. He had just taken a shit and that's all I could smell while I was blowing him. God it was terrible experience. I just said "no, no, I can't do it anymore" and we were finished. I broke up with him soon after.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"