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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,465
Credits: 1,284,894
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"