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This guy I went to high school with that I barely knew Facebook friended me about a year ago. He was a very devout Mormon back then, never married, and all his posts are god-related. He somehow recently managed to finally, at the age of 43 marry a chick (a single mom, Mexican, also religious). Every picture he posts now is of him grinning like a shit-eating dog. It finally occurred to me why. He has finally, after 43 years, lost his V-card. He's getting it regular. And since the Mormons are really down on masturbation, this is probably the first time in his sad life that he's ever had guilt-free orgasms. And of course not having to wipe your own belly off when you're done is probably a plus also.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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no it doesn't
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I really don't know how I fell about people I know from different jobs I've had or from high school that post nothing on FB except messages about how special everyone is because of God's unending love... and also pictures of their cross-eyed hydrocephalic babies. And they spell shit wrong like crazy. I bet God is a stickler for spelling.