09-20-2014, 03:39 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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I just threw up a little bit
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09-23-2014, 09:14 AM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Cool. My Fappening Beta thread made the front page. I just hope that the money and fame don't corrupt me.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
09-23-2014, 09:23 AM
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It did? I can't find it.
09-23-2014, 10:09 AM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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About halfway down in Steplinks titled "Celebrity Nudes Tapped from Her Land Line…"
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
09-23-2014, 10:21 AM
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Ah, I was choosing the wrong words to Ctrl+F.
Welcome to uber-coolness club. We have cookies and nudes.
09-24-2014, 08:41 PM
Sometimes, I use my finger to scrape out the crap that accumulates between my toes. And then my finger stinks.
09-24-2014, 09:22 PM
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Weird I just used this pic in the image game before reading this. Yeah I know my pic isn't talking about toes, but it now reminds me of you.
09-25-2014, 01:09 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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Never trust your manager, their manager or your director.
When your manager wants you to send an email because they "don't have time" and then reads it to approve the wording, watch out.
Turns out some VPs don't like being told that "after six weeks of not providing your non-US laptop for data transfer, if we don't have it today, we will not be able to remotely transfer the data".
So I'm out of a job.
Thankfully, the wife thinks it's a good thing and I should have left on my own a few months ago.
Fucking unemployment application is over 50 screens and now wants "assets" information.
09-25-2014, 02:57 PM
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wot?
nevermind, i dont care. fuck off
09-25-2014, 03:42 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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That's why you always always always use the small initial/big initial footnote to indicate that you were not the author, someone else was.
abc/ABC
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