The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,
none of who could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was
brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.
The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the
testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good
news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued
about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the
doctor and explained the situation.
After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under
four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.
Over the noise a single voice asked,
"And what are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause....
The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that
she cannot see with whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."
"And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures
out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
"And the fourth condition?"
The Pope replied, "Big tits."
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__________________
"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
__________________
"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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