08-29-2010, 06:41 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I can't watch that show. That fucking woman never listens to him by not staying where she was told or not to touch anything. How he doesn't let her die from her own stupidity in the first five minutes of the show is beyond me.
She's like Short Round in thong panties.
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08-29-2010, 06:57 AM
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bwahahahaha
08-29-2010, 07:06 AM
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another night of not sleeping. atleast it looks like it's gonna be another gorgeous day here
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08-29-2010, 07:27 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Got pulled over for speeding last night. Only 72 in a work slow down area.
So, the cop comes to the window and says, "Good Eve...what happened to your passenger seat?"
I reply, "Isn't that why you pulled me over?"
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08-29-2010, 09:14 AM
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I'll bet he relied. license and registration please
Best way to get out of a ticket is to kiss ass. I am sorry officer, is a good start.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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08-29-2010, 12:21 PM
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doc put me on new meds to help with depression and motivation, the shit has me twitching and looking like a weirdo...stopped taking it but it hasn't gone away yet...has me worried
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08-29-2010, 01:02 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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The cop reached down to adjust his zipper and Sec said "great, another breathalyzer."
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08-29-2010, 01:30 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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08-29-2010, 04:39 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Well shit, I musta bit him as he gave me the ticket anyway.
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08-29-2010, 05:39 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Hard to remember at times if it's the cops that like less teeth and the cocks that like more or vicey-versy huh?
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