cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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not a fan of church and these are the hardcore born again fuckers...wacky experience...i could never get down with one of the broads cause it's a dry church, sure some drink but most are prolly nuts anyway
6 pounders(160z beers) deep and loving it
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When I came home for a 72 hour weekend while in the Corps, I went to the one bar in York County that would let me in and drink under the age of 21. I got into an altercation and was taken to the local justice center to be held to sober up. The front wall of the holding cell was ultramodern lucite with holes in the top for ventilation. Across from me and one cell over in her orange prison uniform was who I was semi-sure was Susan Smith. So I was staring at her trying to figure out if it was indeed her. After being caught staring, she rewarded me by lifting her orange top and flashing me her tits. I was shocked, she went to the bed and slept. Funny now though knowing she's gotten a couple guards in trouble for fucking her while in prison, and even got pregnant once I believe, not to mention soliciting dates on an "email a prisoner" website.
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Holy Shit! they just said Carlos Spicy Wiener on the Family Guy Empire Strikes Back episode.
it's the first time i have had a chance to watch it!
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