I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Fucking serves you right.
If you were driving you could have gone off a bridge, head on to a tractor trailer, or Mexico. All of which would have been much more fun.
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You poor baby, did you convince her you had a headache or had just started your period?
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I went to church 3 times after I moved away from wife, with my mom and dad (every other week, more than 2x a month is fucking torture) but I've stopped since. If "God" is everywhere, he can just visit me at home.
Just got out of jail for hitting stupid kids who were setting fire to my building last night, using a cricket bat is considered unresnabile force on someone who is trying to kill you while you sleep. British laws suck fucking cock I want a fucking gun.
I would rather spend the night in a holding cell meeting new scum than having to listen to in-laws singing crap for 10 hours AND having to sit in a church.. (shudder)...
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