08-06-2010, 08:12 AM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Q: What do you get if you insert human DNA
into a goat?
A: Banned from the petting zoo.
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R.I.P The Snake
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
08-06-2010, 12:15 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I actually wore a shirt through the first take, but when I added the knives, I removed the shirt. I contemplated cutting off my right nipple about 3/4 of the way through for ratings.
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
08-06-2010, 12:23 PM
cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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another sunny afternoon outside spent indoors on DSF
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RIP Joe TheSnake
08-06-2010, 02:29 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Good Afternoon Fuckers!
Have some champagne bukake to celebrate
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
08-06-2010, 02:35 PM
cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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beer is good, that is all for now
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i dont shit. im a higher life form. i haz evolved
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RIP Joe TheSnake
08-06-2010, 03:48 PM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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sex 3 times a day is hard work
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Microsoft says life with out walls, but if there are no walls we'd have no windows...
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At work my fav is "There is no i in team.... but there is a u in cunt......"
08-06-2010, 03:50 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Fuck.
I hope to meet a goal of 3 times this year. Only 2 more to go.
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
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08-06-2010, 04:10 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Got that right! Wife and I are trying still and just once a day is tough enough.
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
08-06-2010, 04:12 PM
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Isn't this a joke?
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The older I get, the more of an asshole I become
08-06-2010, 04:21 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Why do you ask?
No one laughed when you did it??
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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