Guys are so funny. I met this guy a while back. We went out and had fun. Nothing serious. Nothing physical. We only hung out once. He asks me for my number and I say sure. So then a few weeks later he calls (we live in different cities) and we start talking and he tells me that hes married. lol So I say well that great, but I think we need to keep this just friends. He says hes unhappy...and I say so get a divorce. He says Im thinking about it. lol So I tell him, get your situation figured out and once you get a divorce call me. ....so he calls as Im making dinner and I had no idea it was him. Once I realize who it is Im wondering...whats this all about. Ay yay yay...hes pregnant with my baby.
LOL. I kid...he just wanted me to know I could call him or text him whenever I wanted. I said SURE! Thanks! and thats the end....the baby ending was much better IMO...
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^^^ I know you don't like it wrapped but the pull out method can still lead to a random baby daddy on the door with a little present But yeah that ending was better.
Fucking guys like that ruin it for the rest of us low life pervs in a relationship putting the make on hottie Latinas :
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I like the ending where he fucks your best friend, and you end up hating both of them. But at the last minute, you decide to fuck his wife instead. It's a porno ending, but I like it.