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Trips · #**17981** 08-03-2010, 09:58 AM

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Your fucking schism is related to a fucking vehicle? Really. That's a lot of words for car trouble. Just saying man.

I live in Houston. BELIEVE me I know how much the weather sucks. And being under a 2 ton vehicle in this hell hole I wish on no one except for a taint wart that makes shitty threads.

The AC is fucking up in my truck and loves to jump from 60 degrees to 23488748293. If I had any more swamp ass I'd have gators living in my crack.

Magnusrex · #**17982** 08-03-2010, 10:09 AM

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keep your stock of Gold Bond Powder, in good supply.

oops, i forgot, morning tards.

MrGoutHimself · #**17983** 08-03-2010, 10:39 AM

The AC in my Jeep hasn't been working for years, so I roll Puerto Rican when I drive home. I recently had to change my route because the back roads I've been using are under construction now and when it's 104F and 90% humidity I don't feel like stopping for 20 minutes while I wait on Foetus's neighbor to remember to turn the sign from Stop to Slow. I hate to say it, but I'd rather deal with the fucking heat without humidity that El Paso had than this bullshit.

amylikewhoa · #**17984** 08-03-2010, 11:08 AM

good afternoon

#**17985** 08-03-2010, 01:55 PM

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You forgot #4. Those are the people that will not suck dicks to move to each successive level. It's like Bruce Lee's "Game of Death" but with infinitely more levels and at the top level instead of Kareem you have *insert current head of studio here* or Michael Bay.

TheSNakE · #**17986** 08-03-2010, 02:34 PM

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It's a pretty gay business. I mean like really gay. Acting school was fun though. I got the hottest girl in my school when I went.

#**17987** 08-03-2010, 02:46 PM

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Not much competition so you won her by default then?

#**17988** 08-03-2010, 02:49 PM

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i hope it wasnt Kathy Bates

Magnusrex · #**17989** 08-03-2010, 04:09 PM

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mother, mother fuck, Mother, mother fuck, fuck Mother fuck, mother fuck, Noise noise noise, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Noise, noise noise Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts

TheSNakE · #**17990** 08-03-2010, 04:26 PM

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Her name was Lauren Lopez. I really thought she would make it. She was so gorgeous. I would go out to clubs like Studio 54 with her and we would walk past a line a mile long and walk right in. The doorman would see her and immediately point at her and say you can go in. She would always have to say my boyfriend over here too, and they would be like, yeah go ahead.

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Basically what I was trying to say. But I had game back then too

She was a virgin though and only let me feel her tits. It didn't last very long.