If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
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Schmazingly I come back here once in awhile to see what's going on. Didn't know it has been that long since the middle of June.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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I can only speak for myself, but personally, i have missed you like crazy. i was going to write you a poem, or perhaps a song, but most days i cant even get out of bed. i cant sleep, i wont eat, and my family has become worried. your absence has left a hole in my heart, in my life, that can not be filled with tangible things like chocolate, alcohol, friends, or sodomy. in the rare moments that i am able to drift off to sleep, my wife tells me that i often speak your name in my sleep...."Frothy", "Frothy....". I have missed you. God, i have missed you.
your return seems to have brought with it a rebirth of sorts. i am seeing things now, that i have not seen since the middle of June! flowers are blooming, songbirds are singing, children are once again laughing! Its as if the universe itself has been longing for your return, for you to lift this dark veil, and remove this shroud from our eyes. Only you Frothy, only you could restore my inner peace, and my harmony. once again i feel whole, complete. i am no longer alone. Thank you for returning to us, thank you. please do not leave us again for so long. alone i am nothing, but with you by my side i am capable of great things. Frothy, i cant quit you. i wont. not today, not ever.
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Back up in your ass with the resurrection
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After meditating, I have come to the consensus that the guy that started wikileaks is a cock sucker. I'm all for freedom of the press, but that guy deserves a perforated anus. I have half a mind to drug him, put some breast implants on him, get him some extensions, and have pred have his way with him :