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"We have both good news and bad news, Mission Specialist Meow. You will be launched into space to spend time on the ISS platform. Your task will be to take regular samples of crewmembers body fluids. Purging of gland secretions will also be required."
"What's the bad news?"
"We really don't have any equipment to properly measure and evaluate these fluids, so we will be dependent on your personal evaluation based on your skillset -- much like a wine sommelier evaluates wines."
"So, what's the bad news?"
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Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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^^^ That's how you write a post peoples!
This had me on the edge of my seat in many ways.
Ohhh, I get an official title. Me likey.
I first read ISS as ISIS and I was like, "oh dear I don't want to involved with them", but then I reread and ISS has always meant In School Suspension in my world. #GoodTimes I always loved it, you didn't have to deal with anyone all day, got a nap in and got everything done so no homework. If everyday was like ISS I probably wouldn't have dropped out on my 18th birthday.
Anyways, we'll a girl's gotta do what she has to for... science. provided I get a notebook and a pink or purple pen to document my findings with, I'll take one (or twenty ) for the team and do my part.
I was all with you up to here, but how could you not finish the story!!!
What is the bad news?!?!
There are so many possibilities. Certainly there may be a sample or two I might not want to test.
Although that's easily remedied by subletting that portion of the mission to Frothy's mom. All I would need is to trade a return shuttle ticket straight to the naval compound. Easy Peasy.
So what else could the bad news be? How can you leave a girl hanging like this?
It's seriously going to bother me for the rest of the day. A lot.
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That was the joke, that you would have to depend on your taste buds, but NASA had enough confidence in your knowledge and experience that you could handle the work loads.
No spitting.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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Ohses.
If I am doing all that manual labor, NASA better believe that I’m going to swallow, lol.
I always considered spitting to be an insult. Guess I’ve been lucky I never had any that bad.
Unrelated, this reminds me of the time I got a bumper sticker off of e-bay, when that was a thing, that said “If mean girls suck, nice girls swallow”. I barely had it on my car for a day and my ex ripped it off.
I was so mad back then, but thank god he did. I had enough people trying to flag me on the highway as it was. Makes younger girls feel like hot shit and then realize when they’re older that you could have been anyone. He saved me from getting the herp or the AIDS for sure!
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I suggest that in an alternate time line, the following might be true:
MadamMeow, your assigned personal NASA title is-
Mission Specialist - Bed Astronaut
Classified NASA footage of you training for required scientific duties. This training footage resulted in a modification to mission parameters, where it was identified that a "capture device" was needed to contain the test results. Wherein Specialist Meow said, "I'll handle that part."
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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Ohhh, my NASA assignment just got a whole lot better!
I could totally do that, although there are a whole lot of many ways for me to go rogue and be a bad kitty. I could totally aim the donation tools at the other astronauts and shoot them like it’s paintball…hehehe.
I would be totally being a bitch about it, and they’re not going to like that part, but it gives me an excuse to have to start over and do it all again.
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