If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Must be a snug fit to get into the narrow mouth of Whiskey bottle.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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If I could pass on one nugget of knowledge to the youth of today, it would be this -- Don't get drunk and try and pee on a squirrel. They are a lot faster than they look, and you cannot run up a tree while following them.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I knew you were a bit fucked in the head but this shit takes the cake. I have been drunk, high as can be on weed, coked out of my mind but, I never had the itch to piss on a poor squirrel. We are learning so much about you can't wait to see what tidbits come out next week.