i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I've been up since 3am now. Trying to shock my body into a new sleep cycle for my new job back at Target. Well, first I have to pass a drug test monday. Good thing I only ingested psilocybin at Infected Mushroom Thursday.
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Gateway n00b. First you start not telling one to go suck a chicken for starting a lame thread, the next thing you know you're playing Ms Pacman doubles with Mafiankid.
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Because what could go wrong there?
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No no, no relationship, just sex and tittymilk.
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You might be right, Pisces, but I bet Satan'sDiaperBag isn't as happy about my brand of help. In any event, the next n00b I come across I must destroy at a quasi-mafiankid level to check myself before I riggity riggity wreck myself. Thanks for the advice fishman.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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I think he's too stupid to see the sarcasm. He's sitting at the library reading your posts thinking "He likes me. He really likes me. So many cool search engines."
And remember, my advice is worth double what you pay for it
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