If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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That came from Dr. Oz who said the same thing again on Jimmy Kimmel and felt up his balls.
It would be true only that I'm far from being chubby. I'm fit at least on the outside. Not so sure about the inside with my cholesterol. I'm overdue for a checkup.
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a bunch of girls just came to pick up my daughter to go swimming.......they were all wearing bikini tops and shorts. they were all 16 or 17 years old. thats just mean.
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Good idea, if you keep it warm it won't shrink (in the right environments it's been known to grow to almost twice its size).
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WTF were you doing watching Oprah?
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I feel your pain dude, I stopped by the mailbox at my condo yesterday (they're all right in front of the pool) and there was a collection of girls that couldn't have been more than 17 all standing outside the gate in bikini tops and tight short shorts.
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offer to buy them booze for a handjob!
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