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[bexxx]

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[ThatHaole]

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That's so sad. Maybe he can have the other half of Dio's casket.

[MrGoutHimself]

I swear I saw him in a movie once (made for TV even?) where he played a kid that died and came back and had a guardian angel. And we've all seen his cartoon show, right? Where he's an angel but in disguise? (I posted this elsewhere, but since it's still in my clipboard...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQSPfTq42M

[phyrewall]

I enjoy the fact that prostitution is legalized here seeing as my wife went back to the States for a month or two.

[brodiemaxx]

Uh oh. God is killing midgets now. We're fucked, dsfr's.

[Pobs]

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No more midget porn?



Nice to see Hayley Williams from Paramore got her tweets out!

[maxbailey]

The most ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers according to The Telegraph.


1.
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

2.
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

3.
"The beach was too sandy."

4.
A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

5.
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

6.
"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

7.
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

8.
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

9.
"My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

10.
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

11.
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

12.
"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

13.
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

14.
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

15.
"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

16.
"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

17.
"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

18.
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

19.
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

20.
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

[Eccles]

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A survey showed that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy

[MrGoutHimself]

I can't be arsed to find the "what did you do at work today" thread, so here's a mini-rant. This stupid workforce management bitch puts in a ticket that her MS Office is fucking up. I look at the event viewer logs, find a possible solution, rename a file, and email her and tell her to restart and let me know if it works. She emails about an hour later (copying her manager) and says she has restarted it and it's still fubared. So I check her system event log and filter for Event ID 6009 (Microsoft (R) Windows (R) 5.01. 2600 Service Pack 2 Multiprocessor Free.) which shows when the PC started up last. The last fucking entry for that for her was 5/23. Lying ass bitch didn't think I'd catch her shit? You don't fuck with Lounge Against the Machine, bitch! I emailed her back (copying her boss since she's playing that game first, fucking whore) and told her she had not restarted, including a screenshot of the very few Event ID 6009 events in her system log, and told her that if she was having problems restarting locally I could do it remotely. Cunt restarted and it fucking fixed her goddamned problem. FUCK YOU WFM!!

[ThatHaole]

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Leave this on her desk.


Next time just slap her upside the head with the ol' mushroom stamp!