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Old 10-23-2008, 11:13 PM
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mother fucking highest score on photohunt!
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:15 PM
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No, I haven't used a bidet....But,

when I was in high school, I had this buddy whose dad was always drunk. So he was on a week long drunk and hadn't shit in a week and was complaining about it. So we stuck a pipe in his ass and poored warm dishwater down the pipe...worked like a charm....loosened right up. He was shitting himself for 2 days. Ah, good times.

That's two posts tonight about shit for me. Fuck this, I'm going to shoot pool.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:16 PM
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Congrats!!! ....unless that's a bad thing....in that case, I'm sorry about that.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:18 PM
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ive heard of coffee and the like used as enemas but not dishsoap, not that there is anything wrong with that
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:22 PM
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Well, we just thought it would be funny, but it actually worked. I suppose there could have been germs in it, but with all the alcohol in his system, I don't think that was a concern. We never actually thought it would work, but we chalked it up as a new home remedy.

I wonder what that dude is doing now....
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:27 PM
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reading back i was thinking that i have never ever seen any of my buddies dads naked, let alone drunk, naked and shoving a tube in an ass and launching dish soap down the well
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:28 PM
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Its great I've spent too much time and money trying to beat the high score. I earned it
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lol, this is the kind of story you never ever bring up again after it happens.....Damn dude I would of had a hard time even talking to my friend again after helping him stick a pipe up him dad ass.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:31 PM
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I didn't actually see him naked....he was stumbling around bitching so we told him we could remedy that problem by our revolutionary new method and he thought it was worth a try. so he pulled his pants down and laid down in the dirt. We didn't even spread his cheeks....we piped the best we could, poured and voila!!!!!
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:33 PM
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In that case....definitely CONGRATS!!!! to the photohunt queen. *bowing down at your photohunting prowess*
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