I can't believe I watch a complete SNL. I haven't done that since most of the original cast left. Rader, Chase, Belushi, Aykroyd and Murray. All because of Betty White I watched it tonight. She was the only good thing about the show and even that was a little weak.
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Congrats America!!!!!!!!!!Your raising a bunch of whinny ass, disrespecting little bitches.
For the past few weeks I've been going to my best friends stepsons little league game to support the little guy and cheer him on. besides him and a few others, I'm fucking shcoked on how fucking athletic kids are today. Ok Most of the kids are 10-11 years old, but at that age I would expect you to be able to throw a fucking baseball......I almost laughed my ass of when I see theses boys who throw a ball and it lands 3 feet away from them!
I know ten years old! they aren't major league players, but fuck when i was ten years old we use to have fucking rock fights and know how to throw a damn ball. I saw a girl on the team we were playing today and she actually threw better than 90% of the boys.....I was impressed. And what the fuck is it with parents now a days reading theses fucking books about you need to fucking cuddle your child and comfort them when they hit the ball or strike out. I see these kids walking off the field in tears because they get struck out, Parent when i was a kid would tell there kids stop the crying and get out there and try again. Theses parent are blaming the coaches because their fucking kids suck, and then as their bitches are crying they baby them. I actual only saw one parent go over to his son and go, stop your crying. He tells his son, even major league players strike out and you don't see them crying, get your butt up there next time and show that pitcher you own him.And you know what that kid got up again and had this look in his eye, and he looked over at his dad and his dad smiled and said do it. the kid hit off of this pitch and got out at first, but got and RBI to help his team.
I also amazed on how fucking kids talk to their parents, this little shit on our team tell his mom go get me a hot dog, not please or anything to that respectful nature. His mom said no son your about to get up to bat. This little shit had enough fucking balls to tell his mom get me a hot dog now.
He mom just looked at him and walked away and got him a fucking dog, Shit my dad would of dragged my ass out of that dugout and whooped my ass......
More and more I'm realizing this country is raising a bunch of fucking whinny little kids. Because parents are afraid to punish there kids or make them fucking respect them.
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One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."
Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."
Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."
An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask her yourself?"
The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world."
Snow White went in next. She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also right, I am the most beautiful person in the world."
Finally it was Quazzimodo's turn. He went in and after a few minutes he came out scratching his head. He looks up at his friends and said:
"Who is Dennis Rodman?"
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