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Old 05-08-2010, 03:30 PM
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Here's one

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Old 05-08-2010, 04:26 PM
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Hey, I can't see that link even though I am logged in



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Old 05-08-2010, 04:48 PM
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Shit, I'd take any of his numbers 3-12 really. He's got plenty of leftovers.

Fuckin' pizza websites, how do they work?
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Old 05-08-2010, 04:53 PM
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Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul. They planned to honeymoon in Lena's aunt's cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters.

About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to a nice hotel. Sven said to Lena, "Lena, there's a comfortable hotel right here. How about consummating our marriage?"

Lena replied, "No. I vant to wait till ve get to Duluth."

The repaired bus took eventually off. Fifty miles down the road, it broke down again. This time it was next to a good looking motel. Sven turned to Lena and asked, "Look Lena, there's a nice motel, how about ve consummate our marriage?"

Lena said, "No. I vant to wait till ve get to Duluth."

The bus was repaired and off they went.

Ten miles down the road, the bus broke down again. This time they were out in the woods. However, there was a little clearing out of the sight of the bus.

Lena turned to Sven, "I tink ve should go back into the voods and do it."

Later when they returned the bus, Sven asked Lena, "Earlier ve vere next to a nice hotel and you said 'No'. Then, ve vere by a motel and you said 'No'. But, here ve vent out into the grassy voods and did it. Why?"

Lena said, "I vas listening to the hunters. They said if the bus broke down again, the fucking season vould be over.
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Old 05-08-2010, 04:58 PM
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havent tried pickled ginger but sushi is off limits for preggers for 2 reasons raw fish and fish in general (mecury in fish is a no no)
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:32 PM
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lol i was gonna tell him the same thing.
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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Has anyone aske you what you want for you first "free" meal lol. Maybe its just a family tradition but after you have a baby you get food that you couldnt have when pregnant like i want a rare/medium rare steak and sushi!!
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:43 PM
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we're on the same page. i want a steak so bad but i refuse to ruin a good piece of meat by cooking it well done. medium rare for me. and i pheonix roll from kimono.
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:53 PM
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my power went out at 9am and just got it back up now...forgot what it is like with no power...thank god for gameboy and a battery powered cd player
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:54 PM
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Must be like the 90s again.


Also I got 5 links on the front page - go me
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