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#**14781** 05-06-2010, 06:37 PM

If you replace your mobo, and reinstall Windows, and you get an error message, and you call their automated number, and they ask you how many computers you have installed it on, and you say 2, cuz you're counting mobos instead of physical boxes, you will be told to pound salt, so say 1. The End.

MrGoutHimself · #**14782** 05-06-2010, 06:53 PM

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When I came home and my avatar was 10 pixels smaller my ex-wife finally let me put it in her ass. Ha ha, just kidding, she let me do that on our wedding night while she pounded her pudding with a purple dildo. Ah the good old days.

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I hate calling Microsoft to reactivate Windows. I've only ever once done it and not had to talk to some dot who calls himself Steve.

#**14783** 05-06-2010, 06:57 PM

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Stop thinking about that shit!!

People have selective memories and always remember the good stuff and try and forget about the bad things. REMEMBER all the bad shit so you never are tempted to get back with her!

cmetz · #**14784** 05-06-2010, 06:58 PM

my counselors think i have been sober a year today...LMAO

#**14785** 05-06-2010, 07:03 PM

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how long do they think youve been sucking cock?

cmetz · #**14786** 05-06-2010, 07:12 PM

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not as long as you have

ThatHaole · #**14787** 05-06-2010, 07:15 PM

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No they don't. I guarantee you if you peed dirty tomorrow not one of them would be surprised.

MrGoutHimself · #**14788** 05-06-2010, 07:28 PM

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That would be a good memory if not for the 7 and half years after words of "wait until I cum, then you can get in" that followed it. Her experimental phase lasted two days, then she had fuckin' daddy bring the baby and her cousin down there (cousin wouldn't blow me for $50 and the two grown women slept all week while I babysat).

#**14789** 05-06-2010, 08:29 PM

My farts smell like shit.

#**14790** 05-06-2010, 08:34 PM

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"Agreed"
"+1 I agree"
"hahaha lol"
"My thoughts exactly"
WTF. That's f*cked up. Bizarre.
"What the fuck, man?"
"I dont know, man."
"I dont fucking care, man."