I'm Sure I'll Get A Ton Of Shit For This But Here Goes....
Long Time Lurker. Finally Decided To Join In On The Fun. Seems Like You All Have A Good Time And No One Gets Too Butt Hurt About The Stuff That Is Said About Them. Now For The Boring Stuff.
I'm Married And Have Been For Almost 17 Years (No She Ain't Gonna Show Her Boobs And I Am Perfectly Ready For The Onslaught Of Tits Or GTFO And If Pushed Too Far I Will Take Hundreds Of Pics Of My Saggy Man Boobs And Post Them. Hey, Tits Are Tits. Right?)
I'm A Crabby Old Man That Spends Waaaay Too Much Time On-Line Checking Out 'Adult Educational Videos". Gimme A Few Days To Get The Hang Of Things And I'll Post Some Stuff. I Had The New Otep Album Yesterday But I Didn't Know If Anyone Was Interested So I Didn't Post It.
Weird Sense Of Humor...Pervert....Slight Alcoholic...Blah Blah Blah. You Get The Point. Why Else Would I Be Here.
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It's Sad How Whole Families Are Torn Apart By Simple Things, Like Wild Dogs.
And That's The Bottom Line Cause Da Black Guy Said So.........
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No bOObs.............. and man BooBs are so wrong.
'Adult Educational Videos' ?? He means jerking off to porn, surely?
'No One Gets Too Butt Hurt' - he's saying his anus is REALLY scared!
'Slight Alcoholic' ?? Either he drinks or he doesn't!
'Why Else Would I Be Here' ?? - Uh DUH, more wanking porn?
Welcome anyway, now post some bOObs, they don't have to be your wifes'. Could be a friend who will hold up a note, or write on them with lipstick....
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I have a beautiful mind full of disgusting stuff.
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Oh what, so I must sit on the sidelines like a good noob and bide my time to say something?
If you gonna jump, jump in the deep end.....can't help it if I wanna get involved...call me waterboy, whatever......
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sure - you posted tits and gaping snatch....but c'mon.
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Originally Posted by Trips
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
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Oh, so that's how we roll.......
Fine, will retreat back into the bleachers and duly wait my turn sometime in.....uuhhhmmmmm....... let's say.....2012 ??
So generally speaking, when is it acceptable ?? and who will let me know?
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I have a beautiful mind full of disgusting stuff.