What is the weirdest thing to ever make you horny...?
I once saw a lady trying to fix you thong in the corner of a bar. Even if I did not have a good view, it was kind of hot. She was working at it for a good 15 minutes.
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“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
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Mine are smelling like tacos tonight, every time I fart I smell tacos and get hungry. Could you imagine the hell you'd go through if your farts smelled like fresh cooked bacon. I'd break my neck trying to lick my own asshole
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